The Ballad of Skip Wiley (words and music by JIMMY BUFFETT, RUSS KUNKEL, JAY OLIVER, ROGER GUTH, PETER MAYER) F7 He's a man on a mission F7 wild as a ricochet Picture if you can when the everglades ran F Gulf coast to the Biscayne Bay F7 he's gonna give it back to the gators lock the tourist up in theme parks and zoos he says join me for lunch at the reptile brunch where the barometer soup is you Eb7 E7 Fsus4 he's crazy and dangerous Ebsus4 Fsus4 but who else can you trust Eb7 E7 F7 he's the outlaw in all of us D7 G7 the enviornmental terrorist Csus4 Bb7 F7 you can mess with that mouse in Orlando Bb7 F7 jilt a tourist in St. Augustine Bb7 B7 C7 you can shoplift all day at Blockbuster Ab7 G F# F7 but you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen Ab7 G7 F# F F7 no you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen there were crimes of epic proportions all part of Skip Wiley's crusade touists were cackin' and tourist were packin' while he and Skink cooled their heels in the shade than came the citrus sensation "Welcome to the Revolution" he said with a pirate's persona, he snatched the gridiron madona and the big movers called for his head well Skip's cape kind of backfired and got the orange juice barons rather upset in the light of bad moods, these manhunts ensued but skip easily slipped through the net He was last seen atop of a mangrove perched like a wounded ospery he was not meant to last, he belong to the past and I hope he gets there one day F7 D7 G7 C7 no you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen F7 D7 G7 Eb7 E7 F7 F ***that should be enough to figure it all out*** ***listen for timing***