"Bank of Bad Habits"
words and music by Jimmy Buffett, Russ Kunkel, Jay Oliver, Roger Guth, and
Peter Mayer

Intro: C G A
        C G A

Verse:

                  D7                             A
The rumors and the stories of my past I can't deny.
D7                                     A  
I'm no St. Ignatius but again I'm no bar fly
       F#                                          D7   
the wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control
                    B7                                 E
I got this Bank of Bad Habits in a corner of my soul

Chorus:

         A                             D7                    A
Bank of Bad Habits The price of vice foretold
A                         A/F#      A/E        B7                          E
one by one they'll do you in they're bound to take their toll
           A                           A/C#      D7                D#
the wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control
D#           A                  F#          C      G        A
I got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soul

C G A

Last night I said goodbye to a dear old friend of mine
Just a throwback shell beach party nothing really asinine
Rum & cooked animals and bullshit by the ton 
that party lasted way too long and I had too much fun

Bridge:

       D7                               A7
time for you to spend that dough
D7                                 A
you're the only one you owe
      B                      C      C#           D                   D#
                  E
so put away those alibis          you can't fool that banker in the sky

(in the key of A)
now let me tell you bout the seven deadly sins
one-pride thou shall not have pride in thy neighbor
two-coveting-thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife
three-Lust-thou shall not lust after his neighbors wife
four-anger- do not be angry with thy neighbors wife
five-Gluttony-Do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn
six-envy-do not envy your neighbors wife
seven-sloth-do not be a slob
 
verse3
A picture's worth a thousand wors just ask a camera man
and it's no sin to stop and look I do it when I can
But you have to purge the urge to merge
you have to keep your head or truoble is what you will find
inside some strangers bed.