Diamond As Big As The Ritz (words and music by JIMMY BUFFETT, RUSS KUNKEL, JAY OLIVER, ROGER GUTH, and PETER MAYER) submitted by Austin Lawhead (Auslaw@aol.com) Intro: Em Em Hidden in the mountains, under the earth and stone Em a cubic mile of perfection, a tresure no one has known C B Em one man came upon this motherlode C B D built himself a thousand room chateau Em He's the emperor of diamonds, master of the prize Em He's got a hold on happiness and all that money can buy C B Em Everyday he lives in fascination C B Am D this is not an everyday temptation CHORUS: G Am Em D it's the diamond as big as the ritz Em D G what you gonna do with this G Am Em tell me... who's gonna save you D Em Bm when you're a slave to C D n.c. Em the diamond as big as the ritz A blessing can become a curse if you keep it to yourself your own exaggeration is not so good for your health it's the prophecy of the unattainable dream if you take one look behind the shine it doesn't always gleam Bridge: Coal under pressure-DIAMOND sparkle of tresure-DIAMOND Crystalline treasure-DIAMOND ornamental pleasure-DIAMOND in the corner of your eye-DIAMOND make a grwon man cry-DIAMOND All the seeds you've sown Verse: Greed can crumble your castle walls greed can purchase you thrills power is a dangerous thing it can maim it can kill it's the prophecy of the unattainable dream if you take one look behind the shine it doesn't always gleam Ending: Em Bm D Am C D Em ***listen for timing, hope you guys can figure it out*** FINS UP!!!