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Chorus from Please Take Your Drunken 15 Year Old Girlfriend Home - 532K

And I got too much stuff
So won't you kick it in now second wind, we got 2 more hours to go
Amora primiera vista
Sail off to Antigua
I have never ever won an award for any music I've written, butI don't really care when I've got
Beauty and brains, best of both worlds.
Be good and you will be lonesome
It's been a lovely cruise
It's a pirates life we choose, no we don't want a bucket of blood, just a cup is all we can use
Boat Drinks, waitress I need two more boat drinks
You're my brown eye'd girl
Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Bring that young man over here; we're gonna buy that boy a beer.
Someone Call a Cab
California promises
I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texan hidden here in my heart.
Just these changes in latitudes changes in attitudes, nothing remains quit the same
They'll be changing channels, always will
Would you really call yourself a Christian, if charity costs half as much as beer.
Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night
She came down from Cincinnati
I'll still come down and talk to me, when the coast is clear
Let's all take our clothes off and form a conga line
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Computer recommends hard drinking calypso poet.
Oh, Oh all I want to know is will you come with me.
Put it on the Coconut Telegraph all the situations and the stress
I used to go crazy for days at a time, now I'm taking my time with my days
There's a woman going crazy
La Ve Dansante
Except for a note from some guy named Dan, Who?
De Ja, De Ja, De Ja Vu, Believe it & it will come true
Delaney talks to statues as she dances around the pool, she chases cats through Roman ruins andJBParrotHd
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
Ya know I can't help but be, part of my own philosophy, not unique just distantly in love
As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man, I have chalked up many a mile
Drink it up, this one's for you
This party's getting dull, throw someone in the pool
I don't want to be another victim of fashion
You've got fin's to the left and fin's to the right
Fin's to the left, fin's to the right (From opening of live song)
There's no free ride in this carnival world
While the angels taut "C'est une nuit blanche" He's a French man for the night
Fruitcakes in the Galaxy, Fruitcakes on the earth, struting naked towards Eternity
It's a jungle out there, have a very fruitful day
Ain't He a Genius
I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man
I have to go now
And then I think about the good times, down in the caribbean sun shine
Go to the bar and have some beers.
Ohhhh watch out for that gravity storm
I'm growing older but not up
Hang on you Parrot Heads, here we go
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus
Next thing I knew I was on I - 70 headed for Florida!
Met an African prancer, a hemisphere dancer, spied the ghost of Brassens
Honey do, a little toast for me and you
We chase the dogs and hop like frogs
I don't know
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Hienz 57 and French fried potatos
What? Ok, I just left the planet for a minute, it's ok, I'm back now
But now I'm incommuicado
Island, I see you in the moonlight silouettes of ships in the night just make me want that muchJBParrotHd
It's my job to be cleaning up this mess and that's enough reason to go for me
I enjoy this life as a jester, seems to keep me moving along
They're pretty normal people most of the time...
I want my Junior Mints!
Just a few friends, just a few friends
Alright, Keep it up Parrot Heads
It's time to kiss a girl
We'll laugh and smoke and cuss and joke and have a glass of wine
Think I'll ride into Leadville and have a few beers
It's a little dead right now but later this evening I have a feeling this place is going to livJBParrotHd
And we'll be rockin and a rolling on a Livingston Saturday night
Love is a wave building to a crescendo, ride if you will, ride it with me
Off to see the lizard...off to see the lizard
You better leave a message 'cause I ain't home
I Wish lunch would last forever
And the mail boats in, mail boats in
Please don't say manana if you don't mean it
Yea, Margaritas, Margaritas, who wants a Margarita here? Margarita, Margarita
Who's Marie?
Meaculpa, Meaculpa (from I wish Lunch could last forever)
We'll meet in Chicago (SIC)
Most of the people who retire to Florida are wrinkled and they lean on a crutch.
Quietly making noise, starts with kindergarten toys, not too soft not too loud, just enough to JBParrotHd
By the light of the moon
Baby come outside with me, there's a moon you've got to see.
Mister T
The intro to Margaritaville live
I'm down on the knees of my heart
Time to start a new life in the palm trees
New York, forget it fruitcake city
Next thing I knew, I could not find your face
Where no bird flys by my window
We hardly ever have these chats, that in itself's a crime.
Now I'm no dancer as dancers go.
No aliens, psycopaths and MTV hosts scare me like Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
I was out in California where I hear they have it all. They have riots, fires and mud slides...
He's goin' back to New York pack-n-up and let everyone know it was something he should have done...
We got a style, we got a look, we got that old panache
Strange Bird from a different nest
We'll party just like Bubba does, will do the old man proud
Lady won't you pay my tab
We are the people our parents warned us about
I used to rule my world from a pay phone
Intro to 'The weather is here...' Don't ever start a band etc...
Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate
It's awful, all dressed up and no place to go. No one to help me spend this flow. Get me a pizza
What would Popeye do in a tight spot like this?
Ya, and I've got presents to send you, even got money to lend you
It's a ragtop night
It was a reggae accident, 4 Rastas eating pasta?
Where I go I hope there's Rum
Cause there she sat at the corner of the bar.
Heading up to San Francisco.
Yea, another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
Spillin wine and sharin good times
We'll just shoot the lock off (sound of gun fire)
I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China
Well I'll jump up and smile back at you
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Went down to the snakepit to drink a little beer.
Spend it while you can, money's contraband, you can't take it when you go.
All right I want to see all you Parrot Heads squawkin' a little bit, flapin those wings, squawk
Star's fell on Alabama last night
I remember that steamer
I remember that steamer
I feel like I'm stranded on a sand bar.
If I had the money honey, I'd strap you in beside me, and go strapless baby
I'm lookin' for suggestions
Survive, stay alive
La oro te natra, E mea arofa telle Ao nei
Got some things to talk about here besides the rising tide.
Had I known what love is worth I could a saved the tears
Tellin' tales of parrot heads and parties.
I am umbilically connected to the temperate zone
Ya know we ain't a knock'n the rest of the country.
Tomorrow's right around the corner (16 bit)
Tommorow's just a day away for the Captain and the Kid.
Travis McGee's still in Cedar key, that's what old John MacDonald said.
What the hell does Utley know?
I don't know where I'm a going to go when the volcano blows
My girl and I went walkin,' by the Caribbean Sea
Waisting away again in Margaritaville
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
(Jimmy saying) If we weren't all crazy we would go insane
Welcome to the Margaritaville
What works for me might work for you
The pleasure was worth all the pain
Tell me what's goin on, I ain't got a clue
Christmas in the Caribbean we've got everything but snow
I go for younger women
Zion shmion (Intro to Feeding Frenzy)

Sound Effects

Glasses being put away above the bar at the Margaritaville Cafe
Coins being dropped on the bar
Waves settling on a beach in Key West
Someone opening a can of beer
Someone pouring a beer into a glass
"Tequilla...Blender..." Blender sound
Blender grinding up a margarita
Fog Horn
Group of people diving in the pool
Sound of ice being dropped into a glass.
one person jumping into the hot tub
jumping into the hot tub.
group exclaming surprise.
Erupting Volcano

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